I’ll never forget the day when someone who shall not be named came over to my house, excited, with a box in his hand.
Me: What’s in the box?
Him: I brought you a gift!
Me: What is it????
Him: My old Game Cube and all the games!
In this box was this game:
It was the first game I ever played and finished ALL BY MYSELF. I passed it, BY MYSELF PEOPLE. Like a boss, I saved the Princess with no help whatsoever from anyone. That damn dragon at the end almost got me, but it didn’t. I PASSED THE GAME ON MY OWN. Just incase you didn’t get that the first three time. Til this day, this is actually the only game I’ve played and passed on my own (womp, womp, womp)
This made me so excited, that I tried a few of the other great games that were inside that box. No luck though, nothing else was as easy to pass. Mostly cause I suck at video games and I tend to get frustrated with them way too fast. But it was still fun times.
A few weeks go by and he who shall not be named came over frequently and we played these video games and had lots of fun and then he realized the unfortunate mistake he had made. So guess what this JERKO does?
He comes over one day and says “Hey, do you still have my Game Cube? I want it back. I want to play.”
And he takes it away…
This post has been way too long. You get the point though.