I still remember years ago when someonenotnaminganynames tried so hard to get me to watch Lord of the Rings and I was all lame and like “BOOOOOOO-RING!” and he kept fighting and fighting me and I finally gave in and by Return of the King I would watch the trailer OVER AND OVER AND OVER and waited in line for like an hour or two on opening night and I was wearing an Aragorn t-shirt (which I still own & wear) and crying when we left the theatre (& hiding it from my brother so he wouldn’t make fun of me for the rest of my life) because it was such a beautiful movie and I can’t believe I almost missed out on it because I was being a LAME-O.
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If The Killers can’t unite us for one night,
THEN WHO CAN ?!?
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I’ll never forget the day when someone who shall not be named came over to my house, excited, with a box in his hand.
Me: What’s in the box?
Him: I brought you a gift!
Me: What is it????
Him: My old Game Cube and all the games!
In this box was this game:
It was the first game I ever played and finished ALL BY MYSELF. I passed it, BY MYSELF PEOPLE. Like a boss, I saved the Princess with no help whatsoever from anyone. That damn dragon at the end almost got me, but it didn’t. I PASSED THE GAME ON MY OWN. Just incase you didn’t get that the first three time. Til this day, this is actually the only game I’ve played and passed on my own (womp, womp, womp)
This made me so excited, that I tried a few of the other great games that were inside that box. No luck though, nothing else was as easy to pass. Mostly cause I suck at video games and I tend to get frustrated with them way too fast. But it was still fun times.
A few weeks go by and he who shall not be named came over frequently and we played these video games and had lots of fun and then he realized the unfortunate mistake he had made. So guess what this JERKO does?
He comes over one day and says “Hey, do you still have my Game Cube? I want it back. I want to play.”
*Sadface
*Tears
And he takes it away…
This post has been way too long. You get the point though.
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Tonights biggest highlight had to be the epic fight me and my BFF Chris had inside the lego store …
Enjoy and goodnight.
You can see my reflection in the window!!!!!!!!!!
Also, let me just clear something up. They are not drunk. They are just NERDS. Lolz.
(via hawttopher)
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Barney the Grandpa Driver
Him: Is this the same asshole that was tailgating me this morning? I'm gonna tailgate him and see if he likes it! Me: Well, you would have to get closer, you're not close enough. Him: But what if he hits the brakes?! Me: -_______- -
Me: OMG The Addams Family show is on Instant Netflix! Barney: The cartoon? Me: No, the show! Barney: The Munsters? Me: NO. The Addams Family show! Barney: The cartoon? Me: NO. The show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Barney: Yeah, The Munsters. Me: OMG. You're kidding me? The SHOW. There is an Addams Family show, you know. Barney: Yeah, The Munsters. With the boy that's really a wolf. Me: -_______- -
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The Tumblr 30-Day Challenge!
Day 20- A picture that makes you smile
May 2010 - Disney World - Epcot. Had just finished having a great time in Oktoberfest in Germany and at this point we were drunk running around the World Showcase. Good times.
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Me: How many calories are in this caramel apple? I think I need to know before I go any further. Barney: 140 fat calories Me: Don't try to trick me into eating the whole thing. HOW MANY FUCKING CALORIES? Tell me NOW. Barney: But 140 fat calories sounds so much better than 320 calories total. Me: 320? Fuck. Too late. I've gone too far now. -
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"You know breakfast is good when there are a lot of old people eating there. When it comes to breakfast, old people don’t fuck around…"
Barney talking to Chris about Polly’s Breakfast
Theme: Linear by Peter Vidani
