Look what Marco bought me! (Taken with Instagram at Tomorrowland)

chiconthecheap:

Navy Cat Pattern Dress - $49, Dorothy Perkins

Look at the tiny cat print on this dress! Is this the perfect dress for Tumblr or what?

:O

I randomly decided to go on Ticketmaster and randomly decided to type in The XX only to see that tickets for a show I had no idea about went on sale last week and are now SOLD OUT and I need a whole other cupcake now to get over THAT heartbreak!!!!!!!

• my kindle is frozen on the battery screen and no matter how long I charge it for or how many times I try to reset or hold down the power button, it will not start up.
• I am in the middle of another war with Marco… the same war we always have, about the same shit we always fight about, because I refuse to back down.
• We have plans to go to Disneyland with his sister today and honestly the last thing I want right now is to pretend that I am happy with him at the moment, but she’s texted me so many times because she’s excited and I just don’t have it in me to break her heart so I am going.
• In the past 2 days, I’ve eaten like 2 pieces of chicken, an apple and had lots of coffee. Not because I’m sad or anything but because I ate so much last weekend I am disgusted with myself and not even hungry anymore.
• My Disneyland pass expires on Friday and I still haven’t renewed because it’s so expensive.
• There’s a spider roaming around in my car. I keep finding spider webs in different places and it’s starting to scare me.
• Today is not going well, I NEED A CUPCAKE.

I’m your crack spirit guide.

Shoshanna on crack was the funniest ever.

(Source: skittishandscared)

Currently. It’s like my new second favorite show.

(Source: octobrain, via dannybrito)

lightslowflameshigh:

Before you roll your eyes and think about how stupid this is going to be, I urge you to keep an open mind.

Try to forget what your fourth grade teacher told you during DARE. Try to forget what Officer McGhee told you at the middle school drug assembly. Stop thinking…

I personally don’t partake in it, we’ll not regularly, (jk, no but seriously) but I don’t understand when we’re going to just accept it already. I mean, COME ON.

(via rubberbandmusic)

alicexz:

Another Doctor Who commissioned piece, this time of Ten. I did this over Livestream awhile back and never posted it!

Drunk!Cersei (Blackwater, 2x09)

I pray to the Red God that they do not kill off Cersei… PLZZZZZ. I want her to be drunk in every episode from now on!!!!!!

(Source: stonesours, via theaverageparadise)

thedailywhat:

In Case You Missed It of the Day: An unidentified homeless man is fighting for his life after his face was nearly eaten off by a naked attacker Saturday on a downtown highway ramp in Miami.

The attacker has been identified as Rudy Eugene, a 31-year-old homeless man. Some are speculating that he may have been high on LSD.

“He was ripping into his face with his teeth,” said Miami resident Larry Vega, who witnessed the attack. “He was ripping his skin, his neck. He had him held down. The guy couldn’t move really, and he was just tearing into his flesh. … You see these things in the movies, but when you see it up front and up close, it’s pretty traumatic. It really is.”

When a police officer approached and told Eugene to get off his victim, Eugene just kept chewing. “The guy just stood… with pieces of flesh in his mouth and he growled,” Vega said.

The officer then shot and killed Eugene.

As for the unfortunate victim, “much of his face was gone, the skin ripped away, the nose bitten and the eyes gouged,” according to the Miami Herald. He is in critical condition.

“We’re hoping that he pulls through, for his well-being, but also so he can tell us what happened,” said Sgt. Javier Ortiz, of the Miami police union. “Only he knows.”

[nydn]

zombies? holy shoot.